Simple friends n Real friends

A simple friend can stand by u when u r right.
A real friend will stand by u even when u r wrong.

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation will a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with u?"

A simple friend thinks the problems u whine about r recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off ur duff n do sth about it."

A simple friend has never seen u cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy fr ur tears.

A simple friend doesn't know ur parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to ur party.
A real friend comes early to help u cook n stays late to help u clean.

A simple friend hates it when u call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks u why u took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with u about ur problems.
A real friend seeks to help u with ur problems.

A simple friend wonders about ur romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail u with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens ur refrigerator n helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when u hav an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects u to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for u!