Monday, November 30, 2009

Quotes of the Day

To live is to do battle... - Seneca

To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts right. - Confucius

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. - Mother Teresa

Hopes and dreams are balms of life that help us to survive when castles fall and gardens wilt, and nothing seems to thrive. - Michael Dubina

Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in. - Katherine Mansfield

Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life. - Michael Leboeuf

The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. - Bertrand Russel

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

One hour's sleep before midnight is worth three (or two) after. - George Herbat

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

Jokes

A traveller had only RM25 left when he reached a small town.
Traveller: How much for a room?
Hotel receptionist: For first floor, RM50. Second floor, RM40. Third floor, it's RM30.
Traveller: Hmmm...
Hotel receptionist: Would you like to check in?
Traveller: Well, no, thank you.
Hotel receptionist: Don't you like this place?
Traveller: It's beautiful, but it's not tall enough.

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Doctor: Why are you dancing in my clinic?
Patient: Well, the medicine you gave me says "shake well before use".

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What's black and white all over and difficult?
--> An exam paper!

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What is the most slippery country in the world?
--> Greece!

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What happens if you throw a yellow puppy into a bucket of blue paint?
--> It turns green!

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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Pupil: Mice.
Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?
Pupil: Twins!

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Carigali is offshore explorations. When you're hunting down a psycho on the loose, that's Carigila.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Happy Holiday!!!


Happy Holiday,
Everyone!!!