Monday, November 30, 2009

Jokes

A traveller had only RM25 left when he reached a small town.
Traveller: How much for a room?
Hotel receptionist: For first floor, RM50. Second floor, RM40. Third floor, it's RM30.
Traveller: Hmmm...
Hotel receptionist: Would you like to check in?
Traveller: Well, no, thank you.
Hotel receptionist: Don't you like this place?
Traveller: It's beautiful, but it's not tall enough.

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Doctor: Why are you dancing in my clinic?
Patient: Well, the medicine you gave me says "shake well before use".

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What's black and white all over and difficult?
--> An exam paper!

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What is the most slippery country in the world?
--> Greece!

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What happens if you throw a yellow puppy into a bucket of blue paint?
--> It turns green!

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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Pupil: Mice.
Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?
Pupil: Twins!

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Carigali is offshore explorations. When you're hunting down a psycho on the loose, that's Carigila.

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