Jokes for the Day!

Ah Beng went for interview, the boss told him that he need someone who knows how to speak English, Ah Beng said, "No problem, Boss!".

The boss said, "okay then, use these 3 colours to form a sentence, green, pink and yellow"

Ah Beng said, "that's easy... I heard the telephone GREENS, I PINK up the call and say "YELLOW!"".

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One day, Ah Beng n Ah Teng were walking down the Chinatown when the saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is lat ho..?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Teng. "Wat is it?"

They approached the thing n looked at it very closely.

"Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng.

"Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Teng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it n said, "Tastes like shit!".

Ah Teng pushed his finger right through the thing n stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."

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Sam had just completed his first day at school.

"What did u learn today?" asked his mother.

"Not enough," said Sammy. "I have to go back tomorrow."

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Where do birds meet for coffee??

- In a nest-cafe.

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What do u find in the middle of India??

- the letter 'D'.